Saturday, April 23, 2011

Interesting encounter

Last week I was at the local petrol station getting a drink.  As I approached the cashier a young Emirati woman reached the counter at the same time, she had a magazine and a drink already on the counter and an icecream in her hand.  She said to me, oh sorry you go first.  I replied, oh no its ok, you were here first.  Just polite banter nothing extra ordinary.  She stepped back and said no it's important to me never to push in front of people, so I had no choice but to go first. 

I paid with a 200 dirham note, which is quite a large note for my purchase, and I was digging through my purse for something smaller and found a ten dirham note.  I said to the guy oh hang on a sec, Ive found something smaller.   The Emirati woman said where are you from? Ive never heard an accent like you have.  I said Im Australian.  She replied oh how wonderful do you like it here?  I said yes I do, its a bit hot (it was 41 celcius outside) she said ah yes that is why we have airconditioning, so other than the heat you are happy here?  I said yes I am, I miss my family but otherwise its great.  She said oh really, you want your family here? I can help, let me get them a visa!  I said oh no, thank you its ok (at the same time thinking what is this girl talking about?) I said my kids are both busy with new jobs and careers and my mother is elderly, she doesn't even catch a bus anymore, much less get on a long haul flight.  The woman said seriously, I can get them a visa, let me help. 

So I said goodbye, no we didn't need visas thank you, have a nice day.  I got in my dust covered honda civic, she got into the back seat of the Mercedes and off we went.

So I'm driving down the freeway to go home, take my exit and realise the black Mercedes is behind me and taking the same exit.  They took the exit too, went to the first roundabout and that is where they left me as I crossed the flyover into our compound, they took the exit into the Palace. 

Suddenly the whole conversation made sense.  This young woman was one of the Royal family of the UAE. 

Friday, April 22, 2011

Good Friday

It is Good Friday today, and because we are in part of the world that the weekend is Friday and Saturday church is always held Friday mornings.  As in most churches world wide over Easter and Christmas it was packed full.  We usually sit up the front because visitors don't like sitting up the front, so we sit there to make more space.    This morning people were still coming in 30 minutes after the start of worship time, which is distracting for everyone involved but the parking outside was just mayhem in good Abu Dhabi fashion.

The music was just fabulous today, the sermon excellent but what struck me the most was a small action by the Snr Pastor.  He always sits in a seat just to the side of the stairs that lead up to the platform/stage area.  This morning as the church filled and then overflowed to what is called the overflow room the ushers directed an older Pakistani couple to the front row, there was only one seat.  The wife sat down and Pastor Cam jumped to his feet and gave the gentleman his chair.  Pastor Cam sat on the stairs until the music was over and it was time to preach.

It was just a small act but one I doubt would have happened at our previous church in Melbourne.  The Pastor and his wife there used the front pew for their exclusive use and Im very sure he would not have sprung to his feet like Pastor Cam did.


Easter tree

I bought these cute little Easter decorations back in 2002 on a trip to Germany, but I never really had anywhere to hang them.  Easter has a nasty way of sneaking up on me and I never found them in time to decorate each year.  This year however I was organised.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

The pool guy


Having a pool guy is not as exotic as it sounds, see picture and you will understand.  He is however a delightful guy who is always willing to help empty my always packed full car for a 10 dirham tip.  Yesterday I was sorting through bags of donated clothes and there were four pair of socks amongst them.  I walked out and asked him if he would like them.  He grinned like I had just given him the news that he had won lotto. He took the pairs apart and laid them out on our outdoor sofa, looked at them all, thanked me again, paired them all up again and put them in his pocket and went off smiling again.  It really makes me wonder what he thinks of us when four pair of second hand socks makes him so happy.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Berts, Uncle Albert.





ALBERT KRATZER (published on January 29, 2011)

ALBERT KRATZER After a lengthy battle with Parkinson's, it is with great sadness we announce the peaceful passing on January 25, 2011 of Mr. Albert Kratzer, with his family at his side. Born November 26, 1931 in Marktl, Germany, he immigrated to Canada in March of 1956 and in 1965 he moved to Stonewall. With hard work and dedication he worked for Silverline Trailers and C.P. Railway Black Smith Department. In 1977 he started up his own family welding business called K-Indu Ltd. He was predeceased by his first wife Claudia, grandson Daniel, siblings Anni, Michael, Tony, Franz, Joseph and Hans. He leaves to mourn his wife Helga; his three sons Peter (Alana), Gunnar (Lynn), Bernie (Lorrie); his stepchildren Frank, Chris (Patricia), Gaby (Mark); grandchildren Dawn Marie, Neena, Tony, Kevin, Matthew, Tyler, Katja and Matteo; sisters Maria and Rosie; and nieces and nephews. He loved the outdoors, nature and travelling. The family would like the thank the Home Care workers of Stonewall and the staff of Middlechurch Home B1 for their wonderful care. Donations may be made to Middlechurch Home, 280 Balderstone Rd., West St. Paul, MB R4A 4A6 or Parkinson's Society of Manitoba, 7 -414 Westmount Dr., Winnipeg, MB R2J 1P2. Cremation has taken place. A celebration of his life will be held at a later date. MacKenzie Funeral Home, Stonewall in care of arrangements.



It HOT

I was sent this before we left to come to the UAE but someone has posted it on a local forum this morning because this week the weather really has moved up a few notches in the hotter than hell scale.  I turned the AC on yesterday, and if I have my way, it will stay on until about October.


April 30th:



Just got transferred to work and live in beautiful Dubai, UAE! WOW!!! Now this is a city that knows how to


live!!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. It’s like New York City minus all the crocks, murderers, and drunks. What a place!

 Iwatched the sunset from a deck chair on my beautiful bedroom verandah. It was beautiful. I’ve finally found my home. I love it here.


May 13th:

Really heating up. Got to 95 degrees today. Not a problem. Live in an air- conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car, and everything is fully air-conditioned. What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. I’m turning into a sun worshiper.

May 30th:


Had the backyard landscaped with tropical plants today around our lovely pool. Lots of palms and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing lawn for me. Another scorcher today, but I love it here. Heat is no problem at all.


June 10th:


The temperature hasn’t been below 95 all week even during the night. How do people get used to this kind of heat? At least today it’s kind of windy though. But getting used to the heat is taking longer than I expected.

July 15th:


Fell asleep by the pool. Got 3rd degree burns over 90% of my body. Missed 5 days of work. What a dumb thing to do in this lovely city. I learned my lesson though. Got to respect the ol’ sun in a climate like this.

July 20th:


Kitty (our cat) sneaked into the car when I left for the office. By the time I got to the hot car for my lunch break,

Kitty had died and swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and stank up the $60,000 Audi. I told the kids that she ran away. The car now smells like Wiskettes and cat shit. I learned my lesson though. No more pets in

this heat.



July 25th:


The wind sucks. It feels like a giant bloody hair dryer in here!!! And it’s hot as hell. The home air-conditioner

died. The bloody  AC repairman charged 500 Dirhams just to drive over and tell me it was broken in Hindu English or some language that I couldn’t understand.


July 30th:


Air conditioner still broken. Been sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now because it is 7000 degrees

inside. Bloody 2,000,000 Dirhams house and we can’t even go inside. Why did I ever come here? The sun, the wind, the freakin’ocean. And locals walk around dressed in white tablecloths followed by little black female ninjas.  crazy town.


August 4th:


It’s 114 "Naughty Word" degrees today. Finally got the ol’ air-conditioner fixed. It cost 2,000 Dirhams and got the temperature down to 25, but the  humidity makes the house feel 30 Dubai degrees. Stupid terrorist repairman. I hate this stupid  place.

August 8th:


If another local wiseass cracks, ‘Hot enough for you today?’ I’m going to whack him all the way back to his bloody desert.  Dubai; by the time I get to work with all that traffic and heat, the car’s radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like a baked cat!!!



August 9th:


Tried to run some errands today because it is  Friday. Wore shorts and sat on the black leather seats in my
Audi. The seat was so  hot I thought my  was on fire. I lost 2 layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my legs and my ass. Now my car smells like burnt hair, fried ass, and a baked cat.


August 10th:


The weather report might as well be a recording. Hot, humid and  sunny. Hot, humid and  sunny.


Hot, humid and  sunny. It’s been too hot to do anything for 2 damn months and the weatherman dude wearing the  white tablecloth on TV says it might really warm up next week. Does it ever rain in this damn place?




August 14th:


WELCOME TO HELL!!! Temperature got to 120 today.


Now the air-conditioner’s gone in my  Audi. The Audi serviceman said, ‘Hot enough for you today?’  My wife had to spend the 7,000 Dirham to bail my ass out of jail for assaulting that stupid Indian bastard wiseass. What kind of a sick demented bloody idiot would want to live in this shit hole?



August 15th:
 I’m off back to New York.







Saturday, April 2, 2011

gulfnews : Major car pile-up in Abu Dhabi: report

gulfnews : Major car pile-up in Abu Dhabi: report When they do things here, they over do them! This is the road that Bert drove twice a day at least 5 days a week last year. I drive to Dubai at least once a week now and Bert still goes at least once a week too.