Friday, December 30, 2011

Finally, Bert speaks!

Hello Everybody Out There (Finally, Bert contributes to the Blog)


Quite some time ago now, we created this blog for various specific reasons. Actually, I shouldn’t say “we” because, right up to now, all the work was done by Kris: the setup of the blog itself; the formatting; and, of course, all the posts and entries. I guess, therefore, it should rightfully be called “Kris’ Shifting Sand”. The name for our blog obviously had to have some connotation to our new home environment. Hence, the Sand-Shifting. But then I thought, the acronym for “Shifting Sand” would be “SS” and, considering my heritage, that would have been a little bit too close to home. So, “SSS” (Schmids Shifting Sand) it had to be.

Kris has asked me (very nicely, I might add) on quite a few occasions to write on our blog, particularly on those days when I’d come home from work and say, ‘you cannot imagine what happened today . . .’ or, ‘you won’t believe this . . .’ And believe you me, those occasions were quite frequent at the beginning of our stay here in the UAE. By now, though, the kind of wow-factor in terms of amazement, bewilderment, shock, bemusement, or outright hilarity has waned a little. I guess, one could say, we have somewhat adjusted. Whilst this kind of adjustment allows you to get through the day with much less frustration it, however, also carries with it a lurking danger, a demographical hazard: the danger of one’s mindset being diluted and, subsequently, desensitized. Depending on your ethics, values, and intrinsic worth from the outset, this can pose a potentially serious side-effect of adjusting to life in the UAE.


There were many days when I regretted not having kept a diary or daily journal. Maybe not so much for keeping track of my own experiences or personal development, but just to have a record of all those hilarious and, sadly, often heart-wrenching moments I’ve encountered and am still experiencing on an almost daily basis. This is a very different world, and living here is certainly worth documenting.

As it is with all cultures and countries, you have to live and work here to really know what it’s like, to truly appreciate the people, the culture, how things are done, all the in’s and out’s. Tourists who come for a 2-week shopping spree to glitzy Dubai, indulge in serious luxury, or soak up some sun over their winter break have no idea; they only see one side, even though, undoubtedly, a very nice side it is. Western companies, too, who want to set up business here thinking ‘we know how business is done in the developed world’ (whatever definition they may put on the word ‘developed’) very soon realize that this is, indeed, a different world. If you think you can come here and just carry on from the way you conducted business in the West, you are doomed to fail. There is no single ‘master key’ to success. Now, I don’t want this to be the foreword to my book “As-Aalam Alaykum – How to Conduct Business in the Middle East”, so, enough of that.

I first came to the UAE three years ago (it still seems like only yesterday) with the objective to set up our Australian business in the region. For the first nine months or so I kept commuting between Melbourne and Abu Dhabi two to three times a month. As the jetlag compounded so Abu Dhabi changed around me. It really is quite mind-blowing how fast this country is developing.

The UAE, rich in oil and natural gas, has become highly prosperous over the last few decades and has seen growth and progressive development of larger-than-life proportions unlike any other region in the world. Having one of the world's highest per capita incomes, Abu Dhabi and the Schmids are witnessing spectacular real estate growth rates, backed by aggressive development plans scheduled to continue until the year 2030 (worth over US$300 billion). The UAE is not immune to the global financial crisis, but, fortunately for us particularly Abu Dhabi has largely managed to avoid over-exposure to the stressed international and regional credit markets through prudent financial management and huge foreign investment.

However, every coin has a flip side, right? Far too often, I believe, one major factor contributing to the UAE’s rapid development is mostly being ignored or even forgotten. Of the UAE’s total population over 80% comprise of expatriates; around 70% of these come from Bangladesh. The remaining 30% of expats encompass mainly Indians, Filipinos, Sri Lankans, Pakistanis, Nepalese, and people from a few other countries (Middle East, Asia Minor, and Africa). There is only a small minority of Westerners like us (mainly from the UK, USA, and Australia). Whilst we “white” guys may do most of the designing, planning, managing, and supervising of the mammoth projects, it is the underpaid, exploited, and often abused workforce from these third-world countries who climb around on construction sites or dig trenches on the road side in 50ºC and 90% humidity. True, the brains from the West combined with the money from the Gulf enable such large-scale rapid development; however, the physical building of the country’s infrastructure is largely undertaken by peoples who have left their poverty-stricken countries and come here to provide a “better” life for their families back home in Bangladesh and the like. Incongruously, most of them actually manage to do just that on pathetic, hardly-conceivable wages. Moreover, when it comes to dishing out the credits for the country’s achievements, these people are rarely mentioned or, worse still, totally overlooked.

Comparing incomes further highlights the gross inequality. A housemaid or cleaner typically earns 600 to 1,500 dirhams a month (approx. US$160 to 400); a supervisor or office worker’s monthly salary may range from about AED 2,000 to 5,000 (US$540 to 1,350) depending on industry, capability, and responsibility. The moment you reach lower- to mid-level management positions, one’s origin and/or skin colour become quite a deciding factor in determining the salary structure. Admittedly, though, the difference in education, capability, and experience is equally obvious at times. For example, you’d have to look very hard to find an Indian or Pakistani project / operations manager that earns up to, let alone more, than 20,000 dirhams a month (US$4,000 to 5,500); whereas a Western guy in the same position would probably not even consider anything less than AED 35,000 (10,000 US dollars plus). Then you have your general managers and directors cashing in no less than 70-100,000 dirhams a month (US$20,000 + +) plus committee fees, director fees, etc and all the other perks that come with it, i.e. nice cars, housing, free schooling for the kids (and that’s not cheap, believe me) business class travel, bonuses, and so forth. And all of it is free of fringe benefit or income tax.

Yes, there’s no doubt and no denying, we’ve got it pretty good. Also, you can see why many lose perspective and their sense of reality. On the other hand, it puts some of us in a very privileged and blessed position where we can (and should) do a lot of good and show neighbourly love and compassion. For this, I thank God every day.

Both Kris and I believe it is not by chance that we ended up in this corner of the world. The way circumstances developed in mid to late 2008 (the passing of my younger brother in Germany, battling with sickness, and organizational restructure within my company) it first looked like a natural progression of my career to take on the role of an expat and move to Abu Dhabi to establish our Australian company in the Middle East. But now, looking back, it seems Almighty had a slightly different plan for us. No doubt, He wanted us in the UAE but not on our terms. So, we shouldn’t have been too surprised that even after eight strenuous months of establishing networks in the UAE (at the same time constantly commuting between Melbourne and Abu Dhabi) nothing really took off at satisfactory level. I contribute this to an accumulation of various questionable business decisions taken by the directors back in Melbourne, which, for ethical and commercial reasons I won’t discuss publicly online. Whatever the reasons, though, in November 2009 I was offered to run a locally-based and government-owned company as general manager. I accepted and, with a natural and reasonable amount of self-protecting interest, still saw this as the most logical and appropriate step in my career advancement. Well, what can I say? From that moment on things changed in a very positive but rather unexpected way.

Being responsible for the livelihood, welfare, and pretty much all other facets of their lives, my over 2,000 employees provide me with ample opportunity (and the continually renewed and deep-routed desire) to extend the Love of Christ on a daily basis. Even if you disregard the spiritual aspect of this statement, the amount of genuine care, compassion, and love for my neighbour I can provide on an emotional level and in practical terms is worth more than anything (whosesoever my neighbour may be: my wife, my children and stepchildren, my extended family and friends, all my staff and workers and their families in third-world countries, our housemaid, the pool guy, a gardener in a hotel car park, or the guy sweeping the streets on a busy intersection). Seeing the eyes and faces of my workers light up when I pay them a visit at the camp and sit on the floor with them sharing a meal with our hands from the same plate is priceless, the biggest reward, something precious, something to cherish till the end of my days; in those moments I wouldn’t want to be anywhere else in the world. “Giving – Showing Love in Practical Ways” will be the heading for my next blog entry. Let’s just hope it won’t take another three years before I’ll sit down to write it. My love and greetings to all of you.

Friday, December 23, 2011

Driving at Yas Island F1 track

This was last years Christmas gift for Bert but he has not had time to make the appt to go for the drive.  It was worth the wait!  Pictured here with Abbas the Emirati instructor in front of the Astin Martin car he drove.

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Good news.

Congratulations to my sister and brother in-law Jan and Allan.  I'm thrilled for you both. 

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Yas Island

We only live a few minutes from Yas Island. Home of the Grand Prix circuit, the largest Ikea in the Middle East, and they are building a huge water park, just what we need in the middle of the desert.

A friend took this beautiful photo last night of Yas Island hotels.  It is just amazing that when we first arrived this area was nothing more than a sand island with a few building sites.

Friday, December 9, 2011

More of Berts birthday

 
I had cufflinks made for him that say Schmid in Arabic.  So lovely!

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

For those at dinner last night.

This was taken a few years ago in Germany when Bert was hospitalised, his nephew brought in this poster for Bert and the Franz, the guy he was sharing a room with.

Visitors

I just noticed I have now had 4,000 unique visitors to my blog from Feb 2010 to today.  Most I can see who they are Anne in Norway, Marianne in Denmark, Renee in Sacramento, but I have had visits from
Guernsey,Iceland, Gullbringusysla, (where on earth is that?) Dublin, Morocco, Barbados, Saint Michael (how cool is that!)Honduras,Nigeria,Lagos, Singapore,Reunion,Rwanda,Laos,Bangladesh, lots of visitors from Germany and parts of Canada we have family (waves to you all)

However two jumped out at me as very regular visitors. Croydon Vic Au and Peterborough On. Canada.   Really are you STILL that obsessed with following my every move?  I have the ability to block your isp, but frankly who cares, I shall consider myself flattered that ten years later you are still searching for information when ever possible.


The big birthday surprise!


On Saturday Bert and I were at the Shangrila souk and he saw this picture in Gallery One. I was picking up some gold jewellery I had ordered and he came to where I was and said Ive seen this picture I really like, lets buy it.  I glanced at it and said no I really dont like it (I lied, I do) lets get going, Im hot and tired.  I did think I will come back and buy that in a few days as a gift for him.  The next morning I got a message from his PA who said we have collected money to buy a gift for sir (hehe, everyone calls him sir) can you give us some suggestions?  I suggested a few things but much cheaper than this picture as it was quite pricey.  She called back and said no we have lots more money, so I told her about this picture.  Her and the secretary, a young Emirati woman went to the souk, phoned me and I told them exactly where the photo was, but they couldnt find it.  Then the shop keeper told them they were a special display for the 40th National day celebrations and all those frames were on a truck on their way back to Dubai.  Maha, the Emirati woman told them to turn the truck around, they wanted that photo.  So several hours later they phoned me excited with the success that they had the picture.  I was really excited for Bert, I knew he would be floored by the gift.  He said it was the first time his staff had rendered him speechless!

Monday, December 5, 2011

Birthday dinner

We regularly eat here as its only a few minutes from home, and the buffet is always good and we love their salads.  We often go with friends,Caroline and Neil

This afternoon I phoned the restaurant manager Sameer as I had his mobile phone number and I knew he would recognise who I was.   I asked him to set up a table for six in the smoking section *cough cough* and told him it was Berts birthday so could they also organise a small birthday cake.  His reply, certainly M'am, will Mrs Roberts (Caroline) be joining you for dinner?  Yes, she will be.  Oh good he replied, I will make sure the chef makes her favorite beetroot salad on the buffet. 

Where on earth do you get such good service?  This is a very large hotel with four large restaurants in a very busy tourist area of Abu Dhabi.

The best part? As I was finishing off the conversation, I said see you tonight Sameer.  He replied oh no, its my day off, Im in Dubai shopping!  I said Sameer, why didnt you just say, I will ring the restaurant myself and make the booking.  No no no, he wanted to do the booking for me.

He also phoned Bert to wish him a happy birthday.

It's fabulous service and lovely people like Sameer that make living here such a nice experience.

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Berts birthday

Today is Berts birthday, his PA marked the occasion by making this photograph of him.  I bet the boss is not as amused as I am

She also added these words, which are lovely
It's nice to work for someone who knows the secret to being a good manager... being a good person. May God continue to bless you life and give you the desires of your heart. It is clear that God created you for a great purpose. Happy Birthday


40th birthday of the Nation of UAE

December 2nd marks the 40th anniversary of the United Arab Emirates.  Its been a nice time to be here in Abu Dhabi, the buildings are decorated, the weather is perfect and every just seems happier and friendlier. 

This logo has appeared everywhere, even on the back of our car!  I love it. Whoever the graphic artist responsible was they deserve praise.  Lots more photos to follow

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Three Sheikhs

Further to yesterdays post about knowing you have been in the Gulf too long.  We had only been here a short time, we were still living in the hotel, and Bert came home from work and said we needed to go shopping for the three Sheikhs.  Not only did I understand what he wanted to go shopping for, I knew where we needed to go to purchase them.

Monday, November 21, 2011

How to tell you have lived in the Gulf too long

I saw this list on a website and thought it was funny and a little bit too close to the truth!

• You're not surprised to see a goat in the passenger seat.

• You think everyone's first name is Al.

• When phrases like 'potato peeler', 'dish washer', and 'fly killer' are no longer household items but are actually job titles.

• Your idea of housework is leaving a list for the maid.

• You believe that speed limits are only advisory.

• You expect all police to drive BMWs or Mercedes.

• You believe that the definition of a nanosecond is the time interval between the time the light turns green and the time that the guy behind you begins to blow his horn.

• You can't buy anything without asking for a discount.

• You have more carpets than floor space.

• You expect all stores to stay open till midnight.

• You make left turns from the far right lane.

• You expect gold for every birthday.

• You send friends a map instead of your address.

• You think it perfectly normal to have a picnic in the middle of a roundabout at 11pm.

• You have a moon phase predictor on your computer.

• You accept that there is no point in asking why you are not allowed to do something.

• When you expect queues to be 1 person deep and 40 people wide.

• When you realize that the black and white stripes in the road are not a zebra crossing, just bait to get tourists into the firing line.

• When seeing guys welcome each other with a kiss no longer disgusts you.

• When you carry 12 passport size photos around with you just in case.

• When you can tell the time by listening to the local mosque.

• When you start to say "Insha'allah" when you actually mean "No chance!"

• When you overtake a police car at 130 km/h. And don’t worry about it.

• When a problem with your car AC or horn is more serious to you than a problem with the brakes.

• When you can smoke a shisha in public without expecting to be arrested.


Emirati women

Yesterday I went to the diabetic clinic .  It is really where I have the most interactions with Emiratis, as I am often the only westerner there.  I am always very impressed by the high standard of care, from the lady at the front door who greets me by name, even though I only go there every second month, to the security guard who stops the traffic for me to cross the road rather than me wait for someone to actually stop at the crossing.

It is one of the most asked question from friends and family at home, are you ever uncomfortable because of dress standards.  The answer is never.  I am a reasonably conservative dresser even at home so it takes very little adjustment to fit in here.

At the clinic I had to go to womens section to get a B12 injection and there were perhaps 20 women in the waiting room.  Generally I find Emirati women very friendly, they always smile and nod from behind their veils and masks to acknowledge you, something that rarely happens if you enter a room full of western women.  I sat down, looked around and realised every single woman in the room was dressed in black, and I was wearing a bright pink shirt.  I felt like a canary and made a mental note  to next time I come to tone down the colour scheme a little

Friday, November 11, 2011

interesting perspective

Abandoned cars

Cars like this used to be much more commonplace.  I saw this one in Dubai last week.  People get into debt here and as debt is considered a serious offense here that will get you a prison term, people just get on a plane and go home and leave the car in the street.

More Abby

Abby likes to build a nest to sleep.  She is the most playful and energetic dog we have ever owned but she falls asleep with just as much enthusiasm.  She often builds a pile of her toys in the middle of the living room and falls asleep on top of them

Abby and her toybox.  She spends a lot of time rumaging around in her toy box looking for exactly the right toy or chew

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

40th birthday of the Nation of UAE




It really is extraordinary how far this country has come in just 40 years.  This clip has some fabulous footage of Abu Dhabi in the 1960's

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Abu Dhabi awards

I am incredibly honored and humbled to let my friends and family know I have been nominated for the Abu Dhabi awards.  More info here Abu Dhabi awards  and here Abu dhabi award vision-missionAt first I was horrified when I heard that I had been nominated, it is SO not me to get involved in things like this.  But it is a huge honor, I received 29 nominations.  Seriously, just that one person nominated me is huge honor.  What is embarrassing is the nomination committee were phoning my friends interviewing them about me! 

making a difference

Two short years ago when I arrived in this country I was so overwhelmed just crossing a road was a major achievement.  It is impossible to live in a country surrounded by such wealth but also such hardship.  Laborers, and maids do it hard here. They come from the Phillipines, India, Bangladesh and Sri Lanka to make a better life for their families back home.  They get paid shockingly low wage by our standards but they consider themselves very fortunate to have these jobs and consider life here is easier than back home.  It is a complex issue and one Bert and I struggle with constantly.

I am in a unique postion as I have access to the expat community as well as these laborers so for the past year or so I have been collecting donated goods from people and taking them to the camps.  The quantity and quality of goods we receive is astounding. 

When we moved to Al Reef I petitioned the compound managers to instal welfare bins.  Just a simple big bin at each security gate to enable residents to drop donated goods into the bins, and we take the goods to the camps.  Over ramadan we received 270kgs of rice.  I have given away thousands of dollars worth of baby goods and clothes and I cannot even begin to estimate the number of sheets and towels. 

I am incredibly proud of what we have achieved, but there is still a long way to go as the need is enormous. 
welfare bins at each of our security gates, like the camera reflection in the side mirror? I left it in because it looks funny.

Monday, November 7, 2011

Delia

Delia is more than a little camera shy and we certainly could never snap a photo of her sitting relaxing because she NEVER stops cleaning.  Delia lived next door to us with an Arabian family and was never allowed to leave the house.  She worked 7 days a week, was rarely spoken to by the family and often they never paid her.  We noticed her frequently outside washing cars at 11pm and I once saw her cleaning the kitchen window at 5am.    It is a long and complicated story but we now have Delia living with and working for us.  She says she is happier than she has ever been with us.  She has a sad and isolated past so it is good to give her time where she feel valued and can get ahead a bit financially.

She loves Abby, and the feeling is mutual, except at first Delia was bathing her daily, Abby thanked her by peeing on her bed daily. 

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Two years ago today

Bert started his new job as manager of the company he is now with.  We had already been in Abu Dhabi for some months working for an Australian based company.  It became clear it was never going to be viable and it was very timely when he was offered this position.  We flew home for him to resign hand in his computer, car keys and clean out his desk and straight back to Abu Dhabi (to the news of Shellys death).

The morning he was due to start, before he had even left the hotel room he got a text message to say 40 women had baricaded themselves in their rooms and were refusing to go to work, can you please sort this out?  It wasn't a good start.

This job has been such a fabulous opportunity for Bert.  He works insane hours and is always tired and stressed but he loves it.  He loves that he is able to make a difference in so many peoples lives. 

Saturday, November 5, 2011

A sad anniversary

It is two years today since my lovely friend Shelly died.
This picture was taken when she was here in Australia on holiday


A group of friends and I organised for this brick to be place in Disneyland Ca in her memory.
We really wanted it to say All you need is Love as Shelly was a Beatles fan but Disneyland have strict rules about the bricks only saying a name and date.  I didn't want to put her date of death on it, I wanted to commemorate her life, not her death.  So I told a few white lies and outsmarted the mouse and told them her surname was McKinney Love.  I know Shelly would be amused.


Friday, November 4, 2011

yikes how did it get to be November already

Im sorry I am not posting regularly, I will try harder in the upcoming week to update daily to catch up on all our news. 

My biggest problem has been that blogger keeps insisting I log in in Arabic.  It would be easier if they gave me Swahili has an option. 

We are both good, all is happy and well.  Abby is just gorgeous and we are so pleased we made the decision to get a dog.  We also have a live in maid with us Delia.  Life will never be the same! Bert went to India last weekend for the Grand Prix in Delhi so we have lots of photos and news to share in the next few days now I have found a way to log in.

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Abi.

Short for Abu Dhabi.  Could there be a better trinket to take home from a country?

Saturday, July 16, 2011

maids.

Our two lovely maids, Siriani from Sri Lanka and Lorna from the Phillipines.  Lorna has a one year old daughter at home in the Phillipines and will be in the UAE for three years before she can go home to see her. Her and Siriani are always so happy!  Here they are packing up goods that I have given them from stuff people have donated.

Friday, July 8, 2011

One of the perks of the job I guess

This tissue box, and five others were lovingly made by one of our Bangladeshi women for all the managers in the company. 

Sunday, July 3, 2011

Paul's graduation

 Paul has just completed training with the Melbourne Metropolitan fire brigade, we are so very proud of him

                                                   Paul and his lovely partner Jacqui.

Saturday, May 14, 2011

A change of scenery


Could this be any different than the United Arab Emirates?  We are in Germany for a week to spend time with Berts father.  We drove from Frankfurt to Burghausen and it was this green and this beautiful.  I love the UAE and I am constantly surprised by just how pretty the desert can be, but goodness Germany is beautiful.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

computer problems

I'm sorry my postings have been a rare occurance lately but the computer access here is driving me a little, well a LOT crazy.  I have downloaded a program today that seems to be helping and I got my log in page for my blog in English this morning which is a bonus as logging in, in Arabic is a bit of a hit and miss affair.

I still cannot upload photos, so that will be the next thing I need to work out.

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Interesting encounter

Last week I was at the local petrol station getting a drink.  As I approached the cashier a young Emirati woman reached the counter at the same time, she had a magazine and a drink already on the counter and an icecream in her hand.  She said to me, oh sorry you go first.  I replied, oh no its ok, you were here first.  Just polite banter nothing extra ordinary.  She stepped back and said no it's important to me never to push in front of people, so I had no choice but to go first. 

I paid with a 200 dirham note, which is quite a large note for my purchase, and I was digging through my purse for something smaller and found a ten dirham note.  I said to the guy oh hang on a sec, Ive found something smaller.   The Emirati woman said where are you from? Ive never heard an accent like you have.  I said Im Australian.  She replied oh how wonderful do you like it here?  I said yes I do, its a bit hot (it was 41 celcius outside) she said ah yes that is why we have airconditioning, so other than the heat you are happy here?  I said yes I am, I miss my family but otherwise its great.  She said oh really, you want your family here? I can help, let me get them a visa!  I said oh no, thank you its ok (at the same time thinking what is this girl talking about?) I said my kids are both busy with new jobs and careers and my mother is elderly, she doesn't even catch a bus anymore, much less get on a long haul flight.  The woman said seriously, I can get them a visa, let me help. 

So I said goodbye, no we didn't need visas thank you, have a nice day.  I got in my dust covered honda civic, she got into the back seat of the Mercedes and off we went.

So I'm driving down the freeway to go home, take my exit and realise the black Mercedes is behind me and taking the same exit.  They took the exit too, went to the first roundabout and that is where they left me as I crossed the flyover into our compound, they took the exit into the Palace. 

Suddenly the whole conversation made sense.  This young woman was one of the Royal family of the UAE. 

Friday, April 22, 2011

Good Friday

It is Good Friday today, and because we are in part of the world that the weekend is Friday and Saturday church is always held Friday mornings.  As in most churches world wide over Easter and Christmas it was packed full.  We usually sit up the front because visitors don't like sitting up the front, so we sit there to make more space.    This morning people were still coming in 30 minutes after the start of worship time, which is distracting for everyone involved but the parking outside was just mayhem in good Abu Dhabi fashion.

The music was just fabulous today, the sermon excellent but what struck me the most was a small action by the Snr Pastor.  He always sits in a seat just to the side of the stairs that lead up to the platform/stage area.  This morning as the church filled and then overflowed to what is called the overflow room the ushers directed an older Pakistani couple to the front row, there was only one seat.  The wife sat down and Pastor Cam jumped to his feet and gave the gentleman his chair.  Pastor Cam sat on the stairs until the music was over and it was time to preach.

It was just a small act but one I doubt would have happened at our previous church in Melbourne.  The Pastor and his wife there used the front pew for their exclusive use and Im very sure he would not have sprung to his feet like Pastor Cam did.


Easter tree

I bought these cute little Easter decorations back in 2002 on a trip to Germany, but I never really had anywhere to hang them.  Easter has a nasty way of sneaking up on me and I never found them in time to decorate each year.  This year however I was organised.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

The pool guy


Having a pool guy is not as exotic as it sounds, see picture and you will understand.  He is however a delightful guy who is always willing to help empty my always packed full car for a 10 dirham tip.  Yesterday I was sorting through bags of donated clothes and there were four pair of socks amongst them.  I walked out and asked him if he would like them.  He grinned like I had just given him the news that he had won lotto. He took the pairs apart and laid them out on our outdoor sofa, looked at them all, thanked me again, paired them all up again and put them in his pocket and went off smiling again.  It really makes me wonder what he thinks of us when four pair of second hand socks makes him so happy.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Berts, Uncle Albert.





ALBERT KRATZER (published on January 29, 2011)

ALBERT KRATZER After a lengthy battle with Parkinson's, it is with great sadness we announce the peaceful passing on January 25, 2011 of Mr. Albert Kratzer, with his family at his side. Born November 26, 1931 in Marktl, Germany, he immigrated to Canada in March of 1956 and in 1965 he moved to Stonewall. With hard work and dedication he worked for Silverline Trailers and C.P. Railway Black Smith Department. In 1977 he started up his own family welding business called K-Indu Ltd. He was predeceased by his first wife Claudia, grandson Daniel, siblings Anni, Michael, Tony, Franz, Joseph and Hans. He leaves to mourn his wife Helga; his three sons Peter (Alana), Gunnar (Lynn), Bernie (Lorrie); his stepchildren Frank, Chris (Patricia), Gaby (Mark); grandchildren Dawn Marie, Neena, Tony, Kevin, Matthew, Tyler, Katja and Matteo; sisters Maria and Rosie; and nieces and nephews. He loved the outdoors, nature and travelling. The family would like the thank the Home Care workers of Stonewall and the staff of Middlechurch Home B1 for their wonderful care. Donations may be made to Middlechurch Home, 280 Balderstone Rd., West St. Paul, MB R4A 4A6 or Parkinson's Society of Manitoba, 7 -414 Westmount Dr., Winnipeg, MB R2J 1P2. Cremation has taken place. A celebration of his life will be held at a later date. MacKenzie Funeral Home, Stonewall in care of arrangements.



It HOT

I was sent this before we left to come to the UAE but someone has posted it on a local forum this morning because this week the weather really has moved up a few notches in the hotter than hell scale.  I turned the AC on yesterday, and if I have my way, it will stay on until about October.


April 30th:



Just got transferred to work and live in beautiful Dubai, UAE! WOW!!! Now this is a city that knows how to


live!!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. It’s like New York City minus all the crocks, murderers, and drunks. What a place!

 Iwatched the sunset from a deck chair on my beautiful bedroom verandah. It was beautiful. I’ve finally found my home. I love it here.


May 13th:

Really heating up. Got to 95 degrees today. Not a problem. Live in an air- conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car, and everything is fully air-conditioned. What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. I’m turning into a sun worshiper.

May 30th:


Had the backyard landscaped with tropical plants today around our lovely pool. Lots of palms and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing lawn for me. Another scorcher today, but I love it here. Heat is no problem at all.


June 10th:


The temperature hasn’t been below 95 all week even during the night. How do people get used to this kind of heat? At least today it’s kind of windy though. But getting used to the heat is taking longer than I expected.

July 15th:


Fell asleep by the pool. Got 3rd degree burns over 90% of my body. Missed 5 days of work. What a dumb thing to do in this lovely city. I learned my lesson though. Got to respect the ol’ sun in a climate like this.

July 20th:


Kitty (our cat) sneaked into the car when I left for the office. By the time I got to the hot car for my lunch break,

Kitty had died and swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and stank up the $60,000 Audi. I told the kids that she ran away. The car now smells like Wiskettes and cat shit. I learned my lesson though. No more pets in

this heat.



July 25th:


The wind sucks. It feels like a giant bloody hair dryer in here!!! And it’s hot as hell. The home air-conditioner

died. The bloody  AC repairman charged 500 Dirhams just to drive over and tell me it was broken in Hindu English or some language that I couldn’t understand.


July 30th:


Air conditioner still broken. Been sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now because it is 7000 degrees

inside. Bloody 2,000,000 Dirhams house and we can’t even go inside. Why did I ever come here? The sun, the wind, the freakin’ocean. And locals walk around dressed in white tablecloths followed by little black female ninjas.  crazy town.


August 4th:


It’s 114 "Naughty Word" degrees today. Finally got the ol’ air-conditioner fixed. It cost 2,000 Dirhams and got the temperature down to 25, but the  humidity makes the house feel 30 Dubai degrees. Stupid terrorist repairman. I hate this stupid  place.

August 8th:


If another local wiseass cracks, ‘Hot enough for you today?’ I’m going to whack him all the way back to his bloody desert.  Dubai; by the time I get to work with all that traffic and heat, the car’s radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like a baked cat!!!



August 9th:


Tried to run some errands today because it is  Friday. Wore shorts and sat on the black leather seats in my
Audi. The seat was so  hot I thought my  was on fire. I lost 2 layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my legs and my ass. Now my car smells like burnt hair, fried ass, and a baked cat.


August 10th:


The weather report might as well be a recording. Hot, humid and  sunny. Hot, humid and  sunny.


Hot, humid and  sunny. It’s been too hot to do anything for 2 damn months and the weatherman dude wearing the  white tablecloth on TV says it might really warm up next week. Does it ever rain in this damn place?




August 14th:


WELCOME TO HELL!!! Temperature got to 120 today.


Now the air-conditioner’s gone in my  Audi. The Audi serviceman said, ‘Hot enough for you today?’  My wife had to spend the 7,000 Dirham to bail my ass out of jail for assaulting that stupid Indian bastard wiseass. What kind of a sick demented bloody idiot would want to live in this shit hole?



August 15th:
 I’m off back to New York.







Saturday, April 2, 2011

gulfnews : Major car pile-up in Abu Dhabi: report

gulfnews : Major car pile-up in Abu Dhabi: report When they do things here, they over do them! This is the road that Bert drove twice a day at least 5 days a week last year. I drive to Dubai at least once a week now and Bert still goes at least once a week too.

Thursday, March 31, 2011

India vs Pakistan or Justin Bieber?

The community we live in has a very active facebook group, last night someone asked this question

Quick question.....I'm on street 5 and all I can hear this evening is what sounds like groups of girls screaming? Is Justin Bieber in town? Starting to get a bit annoying now!


answer?
 
Nope its the labour camp and apparently Indian has been playing Pakistan in the cricket and won! Great to hear them have some fun as their lives must be very lonely and not too many laughs or fun

Ooops

Sorry friends and family, Ive been AWOL.  Actually I've been to Australia and back and as I write this Bert is on his way to Winnipeg Canada for his Uncle Alberts memorial service. 

But the biggest reason I have not updated my blog is this العربية فارسی हिन्दी اردو

For some strange reason google keeps changing to Arabic and its very hard to log in and navigate my way around in Arabic.

We had a great time in Australia, I was there for three weeks, Bert two.  Unfortunately it was too short as we ran out of time to visit everyone we hoped to catch up with. We stayed with my sister Jan and her husband Allan and really enjoyed their hospitality.  It has been a long time since Ive had time to just sit and chat with my sister, so that was a huge bonus.

While we were home Paul entered the Melbourne Metropolitan Fire Brigade.  He has been in their application process for just on two years and his was considered a very fast tracked application.  He loves it and we are incredibly proud of him. 

Other than that, there really is not much news. It felt strange to come "home" to Abu Dhabi and feel like we were heading home rather than Melbourne.

Unfortunately we were not able to get to Perth to see Jenni and Phil and the grandgirls but here is a new photo of them.  Ella, Heidi, Philipp and Amelie.






Monday, February 7, 2011

Grocery shopping

Today the thing we all fear at the checkout happened.  My card didn't work. I have a spare, that didn't work either.  The network was done. 

The checkout guy said "you don't have cash M'am?" No I don't have cash, why don't you have a machine that works? "So you don't have cash?"

The security guard had packed my groceries for me and he said do you live here M'am?  I was at Choithrams in Green Community Dubai where I used to live.  I said no, we used to live here but now we live in Abu Dhabi.  Oh he said looking sad, I was going to suggest you take the groceries home and come back later to pay.  Where else on earth would a supermarket suggest that.

I went to the bank next door and withdrew cash with the assistance of the bank guy who stands in the foyer, they have no idea of privacy with banking here,  he was wanting to push the buttons on the ATM for me. 

So I got my money, paid for my groceries and lived to tell the tale.

Bert had a similar experience one day he got fuel.  The guy pumps the fuel into your car and Bert thought he could pay in the shop with a card, as he had no cash.  He couldn't.  They said oh its ok, just bring the cash in tomorrow on your way past.  

It's things like this that make the frustrating days more tolerable.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Sand storms

We have been hit by two very bad sand storms in the past few days. They are impossible to photograph, as it just looks like fog. This however is the aftermath of one. This coffee table sits on our patio and was cleaned about 7 hours before this photo was taken.

Monday, January 31, 2011

Pretzels

In Australia we used to drive a ridiculously long way to buy pretzels. We used to buy them in bulk and freeze them. We can now buy really good quality ones at our local supermarket.

A hitchhiker.

See this guy, he must have been four foot tall on a tall day and somehow without us understanding a word he was saying we agreed to drive him to the mosque. One minute Bert was using the handful of Arabic words he knows, next thing we know he's in the backseat of the car giving us directions. So we drove him quite a few kms to the mosque. Goodness knows hows he was going to get there without us.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Australian floods

As I type this North Eastern Queensland is underwater. I read that an area 7 times the size of Texas is flooded. Many people are lost many, many more are under threat. When I was last home it had barely rained for ten years. It all seems so unbelievable. Australia is most certainly a land of droughts and flooding rains.

My cousin had this photo on her facebook from the floods. Its a green frog hitching a ride on the back of a snake. Amazing!

Sunday, January 9, 2011

foggy mornings

The last few days we have woken to thick fog. It's a relief that Bert does not have to travel from Dubai in this weather as the high speed and crazy driving does not ease up when there is low visibility.

This photo is taken from the Abu Dhabi police website where they are pleading with motorists to take care.

Friday, January 7, 2011

Laura and Paul

My son Paul, and daughter Laura were here in Abu Dhabi for Christmas.  They visited the Grand Mosque of Abu Dhabi.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Awards ceremony, pick the odd guy out.


Bert receiving a recognition award on behalf of his company for being a valuable partner of  the Abu Dhabi government

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Swimming pool heaters and chillers


Our new house has a swimming pool in the garden. Thankfully it comes with a chiller as during summer it would be like swimming in soup. We never really considered that it would also heat the water in winter. Winter weather has been glorious. Lovely sunny days and cool nights.


Paul had been suggesting he might like to jump off the balcony into the pool below. I ranted a bit about how crazy that would be because the pool isn't that deep or large and one small slip and his life could be changed forever.


Today this photo appeared on his sisters facebook account. I suspect its the result of a leap off the fence or balcony!

The solar eclipse according to Susan

A Sole r eclipse in her usual position beside the pool at the
Beach Rotana Abu Dhabi

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Partial solar eclipse





Hassan Ahmad Al Hariri, CEO of the Dubai Astronomy Group, calibrates the telescope set up to watch the solar eclipse from in front of the Burj Khalifa. Image Credit: Megan Hirons Mahon/Gulf News

We had a partial solar eclipse yesterday. It was already quite overcast so blocking out some of the sun made it even more bleak.

Monday, January 3, 2011

Dubai's Celebration 1-1-2011



We were home in bed by the time this all started. But it really is a spectacular setting for fireworks. We were at the fountains a few days before and got wet every time they shot up in the air thanks to a nice chilly breeze.

Sunday, January 2, 2011

Parking woes



We got this photo in an email but its worth sharing.

Translation? "I Swear to Allah that I do not have Coins, and am just here for 10 minutes, so PLLLLEEEEAAAAASSSSSEEEE Mr. RTA, I am sure you can understand and not fine me"

More Camel festival


Bert was offered six camels in exchange for Laura at the camel festival, and a potential son in law named Mohammed. After we got back in the car we were laughing about it all and Laura said you didn't even haggle for me Bert, I think I am worth at least 8 camels.